KFC Shrimp stix TMDKNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

August 27th, 2009

You’ve gotta visit KFC and look for the Shrimp shit thingy!!! This is what I call the extreme of “for illustration purpose only”. For the record, this is perhaps the most extreme version of all that I could possibly see on earth.

Look at what was advertised:

and upon my order, the display scared the hell out of me.

“WTF is this???????????” I yelled in terror.

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This was what terrified me.

KNS!?!?!?!! What the hell is this Shit stix ???? MCH!!! The difference is so intense that even Pamela Anderson’s fake tits looked so real!!!!!!!

Look at this shit stix picture, it is so big that the shit is actually crawling out from the tiny little box.

I have never seen something this big and WOW! Look at the price!!!! You pay only RM5.15 to have 4 pieces of shit stix. shrimp shit. shrimp stix.

That’s definitely so cheap and where on earth could you get this?
KFC of course!

I really have the urge to run a sue-ing campaign. Anyone with me?

Shell Petrol Station is cheating王八蛋油站

August 3rd, 2007

在这个奸商林立的马来下,你不但能够看到叹为观止的奸诈手法,也能够享受被人强奸(强行被人用奸诈的手法光天化日下打抢)的快感。
Cheating maybe categorised as a business fraud. Well,I’m not sure. But being cheated in a way that you have never heard of is what happened here. Such a wonderful country we have and we might be able to enjoy being raped by all dishonest business man.

我向来喜欢打Projet 和Mobil 的汽油,因为我发觉只要不时混着来用的话,我那辆国惨车的排气管就不会那么吵,而且跑起来非常顺畅,不会有那种痰黏在喉咙里的驾驶感。
Projet and Mobil remain my favourite preferrence. If I were to use their petrol(by rotating) regularly I get myself a smoother drive.

可惜的是……Projet 被Shell收购了,旗下所有油站都被转换成Shell的汽油。
Not until Projet was taken over by Shell.

我非常抗拒Shell;一来Shell的油不止行驶里程很明显的少,而且使用过后的一段时期内会有很不顺畅的驾驶感。虽然说也有很多人用得好好的,不过我真的从来没有享受过Shell的好处。
I dislike any products from Shell. The mileage is shorter and I get to ride with a howling engine that just can’t perform! I never get to enjoy the so called “extra mileage” as advertised.

今天,车没油了……。

经过了Sri Hartamas 的Projet…… 就心想死就死吧!
I bumped into a Shell petrol station today. It was the Projet in Sri Hartamas.

刷卡,添油五十块。
I was there to make a 50 bucks purchase.

上车一看,干那赛!居然还有接近两格的空间没满。平时,都只是会剩下一格没有满而已(我没有添满的习惯,因为不符合我的经济预算)。
I was surprise…. so surprise that the level of petrol filled wasn’t at par of what I had previosly. May it be that my tank became bigger in size? or the capacity of petrol was shrinking ?

我并没有打Shell V Power,我打的是普通油……那里可能会相差那么多的????即使是V POWER都没有理由会相差接近一格的差距吧?????
I didn’t purchase the legendary V Power. All I injected into my car was a normal Shell Super. How could the difference be so noticable?? It was hopelessly lesser by almost 1 unit as shown in the indicator.

妈的! 大家记住!!! Sri Hartamas 那间未来的SHELL有出千之嫌!
最讨厌没有诚信的商家了…………干!
Mother fucker! I was being cheated!!! the Shell statioin in Sri Hartamas is a cheater!!!!! I suppose they have tuned their machine to omit lesser petrol!!!!! Don’t visit that god damn Shell!!!!!!

说起诚信……突然记起我以前写过关于诚信的那两篇文章…………等我找到再帖回出来。
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这几天忙到鬼酱……嫑惹我!

Streamyx is so slow

July 14th, 2007

Streamyx, call it “stream my ass” in general is one of the leading ISP that leads the broadband in Malaysia to hell.

Its incompetancy is not odinary, it’s classic!! Anyone here is a happy customer of Streamyx?
No ? Yes ?

My connection has been very unstable these days and I found that the signal strength is dropping significantly anytime approaching midnight until 7AM. Amazing… … I had the same problem few years ago and now it is coming back again.

It is almost my nightmare… … imagine an SNR margin of 3db… … tell me if you can sense something not wrong. It is so obvious that I couldn’t even stay connected for long. Not even a match of DOTA.

Tonight! Streamyx is slow AS HELL!!!!!
(No, I didn’t create the animation, someone else did and I do not know who)

大陆骗子集团

July 4th, 2007

今天,呃……也就是昨天,我终于接到了一通我“梦幻以求”的大陆诈骗电话。

大约十一点多,我正要出去办公的时候,手机响起。
拿起一看,没有显示电话号码的通话。心想可能是有新客户吧!

哪里知道一接听,我连续halow了几次都没有回应。

正打算要放弃的时候……

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